He said... She said.
J: Mouths "olive juice," to his wife, K.
K: Says "vacuume cleaner!"
What? Lol.
[I'll change my header soon!]
Best performance from the '09 VMAs.
P!nk rocks!
I also liked Muse's performance as well (for good music's sake).
And lastly, I don't think anyone could have put it any better than Dane Cook:
"Kanye did something incredible tonight. He made me like country music. Kanye is now a Kanyunt."
YES!
One of my most favorite videos ever!
Until I ate lunch today with V at work, I had completely forgotten about this video.
We were eating lunch and I noticed that she only had one acrylic nail left on; The thumb nail.
So we got to talking about how every other nail will fall off on it's own, but you can never get the thumb nail off no matter how hard you try. Then we started griping about the metal-spinning file that they always cut your cuticle with and the shitty stuff they put on your cut cuticle that burns like the Devil. We went off on a tangent, and then I was reminded of Ms. Anjelah Johnson. She's a hilarious girl that has the best stand up act that sums up just about everyone's experience every time they go to get their nails done and a Vietnamese nail salon. Enjoy!
Non-product of the Day
G told me yesterday that he had run some errands and picked up some needed necessities that were were running out of, one thing being toothpaste.
He didn't get home from work until 12:30 this morning, so I was a little confused when I couldn't find the new tube of toothpaste this morning.
Can I tell you why I missed it on the counter?
Because I wasn't looking for a can of shaving cream, that's why!
It's some new stuff called Aquafresh Iso Active. It's supposed to help whiten teeth (yeah right), but I did ask G to buy it.
So I used it.
WOW. It tasted like canned air smells. I started brushing and my initial reaction wasn't "mmm, minty." It was more "wow, could my mouth taste more like I just finished huffing a can of aerosol?"
Advise for the day: DON'T BUY THAT SHIZZ.
I don't even have a title for this post.
This is why 25% of the time it's not the best thing to find old friends on Facebook. Check out those pits man!!! And yes, she's part of Code Pink. We were great friends in elementary school. Man how years can change you. Ha!
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